I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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