No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
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I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
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the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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