dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
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all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
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Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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