idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
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I'm at about main and main street
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
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Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen