Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
the liver wants what the liver wants
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize
