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• (816): View more from Missouri

  We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  Cure to hiccups..road head..high five

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you

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• (925): View more from California

  What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house

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• (323): View more from California

  How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I was totally pumped and so was my beard

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  He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".

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