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did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?

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(843): did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity? http://tfl.nu/ve53

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(512): View more from Texas

I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.

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(512): I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila. http://tfl.nu/7qws

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(732): View more from New Jersey

dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?

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(732): dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund? http://tfl.nu/31zq

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3

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(484): drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3 http://tfl.nu/7aa9

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(914): View more from New York

does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?

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(914): does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up? http://tfl.nu/cmpo

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(210): View more from Texas

Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.

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(210): Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors. http://tfl.nu/4w9v

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl

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(610): she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl http://tfl.nu/lpki

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(315): View more from New York

After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine

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(315): After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine http://tfl.nu/ymwq

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(231): View more from Michigan

Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...

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(231): Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans... http://tfl.nu/n7qg

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(808): View more from Hawaii

At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth

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(808): At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth http://tfl.nu/4jaz

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember

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(832): came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember http://tfl.nu/t07z

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(660): View more from Missouri

I have a hunch Mama J got around.

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Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?

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(660): I have a hunch Mama J got around. (660): Am I allowed to say that about my own mom? http://tfl.nu/20rk

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch

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(608): I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch http://tfl.nu/3jsr

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(613): View more from Ontario

Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?

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(613): Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch? http://tfl.nu/k968

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(443): View more from Maryland

You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21

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(443): You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21 http://tfl.nu/iggm

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