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• (419): View more from Ohio

  i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well

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• (510): View more from California

  You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?

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• (315): View more from New York

  I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?

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  I'm afraid to ask, but go on.

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