Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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