I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
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wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
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But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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