hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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