once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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