i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
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its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
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Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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