I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
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I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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