she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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