butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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