Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
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You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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