i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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