Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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