We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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