I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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