Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
