I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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