I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I take back everything I said about communal showers
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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