I think I just saw someone hide a body.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
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I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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