Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
im holly from the hills drunk
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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