everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
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It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
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I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
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