I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
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Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
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We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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