My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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