Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
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She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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