Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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