I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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