I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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