just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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