Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
he thought i was a dude.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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