theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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