with your own penis?
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
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