Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I want to make a zoo with you.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Found the puke drawer
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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