Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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