once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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