Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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