You're a womanizer and a bitch.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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