I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
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PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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