dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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