Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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