Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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