I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm passing your future prison.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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