You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
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Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
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yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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