i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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