The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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