Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
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Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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