belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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