In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Let's get the cat blown out
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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