i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
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Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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