i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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