No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Are we still banned from the library?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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