At least make sure they are 18
Why
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
Randomize
