i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
