im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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