On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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