ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Never joke about your clitoris.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
